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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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