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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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