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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away recalibrating before my final coping mechanism becomes interpretive silence. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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