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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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