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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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