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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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