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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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