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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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