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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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