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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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