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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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