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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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