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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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