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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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