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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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