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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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