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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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