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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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