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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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