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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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