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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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