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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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