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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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