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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.

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