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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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