Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyon…
I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. If inspiration has become an em…
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am…
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Creative panic is not automatically productive…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. The campaign will still exist when I return…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied b…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Notes, comps, and big feeli…