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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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