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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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