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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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