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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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