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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.

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