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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.

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