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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.

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