Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am offline while my bo…
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I…
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am unwell, horizontal,…
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle shoul…
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am away on medical lea…
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I plan to…
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am resting and letting…
I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can w…