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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Thanks for your flexibility.
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