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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. I appreciate your patience.
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