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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. I appreciate your patience.
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