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I am currently out of the office. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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