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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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