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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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