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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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