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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If the issue cannot wait, contact the on-call lead or team alias. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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