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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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