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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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