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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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