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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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