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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If the issue cannot wait, contact the on-call lead or team alias. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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