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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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