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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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