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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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